Knowledge and Education... note:come up with a better title

Parts---

::introduction
Joseph wakes up, gets assignment (what does this have to do with anything again?), gets test, goes home, gets yelled at,
::title


See, I keep typing like this, and soon it'll refresh and you'll read it somewhere on the screen. But you probably won't see it like... flashing and live and stuff... I think there are some applications that can do that, but Google Docs is enough =P

Do you see it yet? =/


LOL actually that's not what happened.



Okay so in the beginning...
there was darkness
then God said <- God did not have a language
let there be light
and everybody was like WHOA <--- nobody had eyes
we can see <--- umm... they had no mouths either



thanks pal

fine ruin the story like that =(



gosh..... get it right


in the beginning
there was darkness
and God said
*@&$&#%%*@*
and his angels said
"what? talk properly"
and God said @#$*!%&#@%*
and the angels complaied "stop mumbling"
and God got angry and zapped them and they became Satan and devil and stuffs =D


the end.


xD
he swore
because it was too dark
and he stubbed his toe

AHAHAHAHAHA XD

and satan was like
hahaha
i put that rock there
meehee

okay stefan Victoria's coming to join us =D
with the theory of creation.

now... satan had to be stronger than God
because satan actually created God =D
and God thought he created Satan but he couldn't because he swore and Satan created the rock and put it there so God would stub his toe.


That's the theory of "new creationovultion"

Ta-da!

where's sefan
stefan* xD

you know you can fix it -_-
you dont hafta correct yourself like in msn xD

ohhh i'm so lost now
who's saying what? XD

ohhhh i see
stefan said that last thing xD
and um this is joseph and i deleted a bit of the above stuff. =D

alrite now what!!
(victoria said that)

o my god im so like pretty
(victoria said that too)

ahaha victoria IS pretty...
>.<

and victoria never says "alrite" =P you gotta be more competent in your stalking skills, stefan
so should we get rid of the theory of creationovultion?

fine i will be

OH there you are gusy
guys* oops
i make typos
so you will know it's me
xD

i might have to go .. my brother wants to go online
awww....

so if satan tripped god xD why did HE fall ? xD ----- uh oh i think there's a flaw in our theory...


lol you don't have to correct yourself with asterisks!!
Good luck with your speech tomorrow =)

k thank you
no some people have trouble interpreting typos
i've had complains

xD anywya it doesn't make sense either 'cause where did he fall if the planets were still floating dust
or w/e it was

without having uh strong enough gravitational pull

even though none of this makes sense, it could if xD the laws of physics didn't apply in the first however many minutes seconds etc. XD plus maybe god and satan has time warping skills

so they were just like brothers fighting >.< ahah jumping between different times/space




well stefan, what do you say? =P
that is so complex and sophisticated.


aww man i'm hungry

so to summarize it was too dark and god was ticked off with satan playing pranks on him so he just said to hell with all this (haha "to hell") and he said "LET THERE BE LIGHT"
and then satan was like no fair i hate light so he made his own place and he invented fire
then one day god said this is stupid i hate this now that satan is gone im so dam bored
so he made adam
to entertain him
and he made eve
to entertain adam
=D


TOK PRESENTATION....
THE END.

then he made flowers and bunnies n stuff
to entertain eve
then we went back to heaven to chillax

no ... adam wasn't good enough so he made eve xD adam was the beta product
and then more stuff happened but no one cares about that part

lol i dunno about that
im more than a beta

and since he grew eve out of adam's ribs she can't be that great i mean come ON

XD fine a better VERSION
... i bet you the monkeys were the final version xD they might be super smart.. so they learn to warp our reality to make us think WE are the dominant species but they are (kinda like a biological matrix) <------ that's Planet of the Apes or something isn't it? i haven't seent that... hmm yeah like that though


i'm a Release Candidate. ... >.< (alpha -> beta -> RC -> final)

um but women are pretty and men are hairy and ugly xD hmm that is true <- so you admit that victoria is pretty. HEY ME said that i was agreeing with the hairy men guys xD

joseph go check your email

oh okay ahahaha

k goodnight guys xD flatten out the details and we can start xD proposing this as an installment in IB oracle .. oh wait it's for your TOK xD

aww xD ahaha =) goodnight victoria! <-joseph.
aw wman stefan left already >.<